There was a missionary in small tribe in a third world country, He had been helping the village for some time.  But one day the chiefs daughter gave birth to a white child, The missionary being the only white male, made him the obvious culprit.

The chief went to confront the missionary, but the missionary assured the Chief that he had not had sex with his daughter.  He told the chief how God acts in mysterious ways, and pointed out to the pasture.
"See how all those sheep are white, but that one sheep is black?" the missionary said.
"I see your point." said the Chief. "I wont tell anybody about the white baby, and you don't tell anybody about that black sheep."

Stealing my jokes XD